Simple Life Matters

Charlie Sheen stars in a new Funny or Die video as a part of his goal to be the first person to appear on every television network. So here he comes, Food Network. Charlie has his own cooking show, Winning Recipes. Charlie shows you how to cook using all of the power of a warlock. “This won’t be a kosher meal,” Charlie says. “Not because I’m anti-Semitic, but because my Tiger Blood needs meat.” “The best way to cook a steak is with moderate to intense observation,” he explains. “Duh, winning. Steak is done.”